Alas, no volume of past Style Invitational results is available for use to peruse in the privacy of our own privies is yet available. The closest we can get to that is two recently published collections from two other humor-type contests some of us enter, The Top Five List and the Globe Challenge. A plethora of Loser names (and their hee-larious contributions) can be found in both books, and not just scrawled in crayon in their own copies:
The TopFive Guide to Fighting Evildoers