(July 27, 1998 9:36pm)
"She initially resembled nothing so much as a 6 pound, 5 ounce, naked, hairless, greasy Buddy Hackett. Fortunately, as the hours passed, both her appearance and demeanor improved on those of Buddy, as her skin took on a healthy pink color and her gaze began darting around the room, engaging her mother and me. We are very pleased."