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Sign the Czarty Guestbook

On Saturday March 27, 2004, a party will be held in a selectively disclosed location in honor of The Czar. This man (or woman, who knows?) held sway over our very psyches for a decade or so before handing the riding crop over to our new master (or mistress), The Empress.

Can't make the party? Will attend but fear you will be struck dumb in His presence? Simply use the handy form below to write your message of peace, love and misunderstanding. All messages will be included in a document to be presented to the Czar at the Czarty, assuming we can procure a new ribbon for our dot matrix printer in time.

If you prefer, e-mail DearCzar@gopherdrool.com. We'll see to it that your message gets delivered.

Your Name:
Your e-mail address (if you wanna say):
Type your message to the Czar:

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