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Week 53:

Aldrich, call Boris
(3/6/94 no credit)

Week 54:

Home of the Ear No One Reads/Classified/Employment
(3/13/94 no credit)

Week 55:

'Peerless Quality Control' (upside down)
(3/20/94 no credit)

Week 56:

Top secret/Eyes only/Classified
(3/27/94 no credit)

Week 57:

A Gender-Free Workplace
(4/3/94 no credit)

Week 58:

Nothing Up Here About Whitewater/Classified
(4/10/94 no credit)

Week 59:

Page Numbers/Today's Date/Classified
(4/17/94 no credit)

Week 60:

Best If Used Before May 12
(4/24/94 no credit)

Week 61:

Printer: Insert Something Funny Here
(5/1/94 no credit)

Week 62:

Banned in Lenoir, N.C.
(5/8/94 no credit)

Week 63:

Fo fum fee
([immediately before the page number, F1]5/15/94 no credit)

Week 64:

-----The Missing Week-----

Week 65:

Semper
([immediately before the page number, F1] 5/22/94 no credit)

Week 67:

The High Point of the Page
(6/5/94 no credit)

Week 68:

Avant Tout, La Clarté
(6/12/94 no credit)

Week 69:

Ear's Looking at You, Kid
(6/19/94 no credit)

Week 70:

Well, YOU Try Being Droll in 10 Words Every Week
(6/26/94 no credit )

Week 71:


(7/3/94 no credit [The contest for the week was to caption photos from that day's paper. It includes a disclaimer that the Style section is printed a day early, so they don't know what pictures will be in the paper. There's also a Bob Staake cartoon showing a person with a silly grin reading the front page of the Style section. A thought bubble says, "Failed Commercial Product: Zit-in-a-tube."])

Week 72:

If U Cn Rd Ths Msj, Bg Dl
(7/10/94 no credit)

Week 73:

We're Not Wearing Any Underpants
(7/17/94 no credit)

Week 74:

Proudly Serving the Needs of the Elderly and Vision Impaired
(7/24/94 no credit)

Week 75:

You Can Pick Your Friends, But You Cannot Pick Your Ear
(7/31/94 no credit)

Week 76:

Void Where Prohibited
(8/7/94 no credit)

 

-----Czar went on vacation for a month-----

Week 77:

Don't Curse the Darkness, Light a Lampoon
(9/4/94 no credit)

Week 78:

Objects in the Ear Are Closer Than They Appear
(9/11/94 no credit)

Week 79:

For a Good Time Call 844-7329
(9/18/94 no credit)

Week 80:

-..  ---   -   ...   .-   .-..   .-..   ..-.   ---   .-..   -.-   ...
([Dots All Folks] 9/25/94 no credit)

Week 81:

Hammer/Anvil/Stirrup
(10/2/94 no credit)

Week 82:

A Deaf Ear
(["A Deaf Ear"] 10/9/94 no credit)

Week 83:

Page 9 Is Strictly Classified
(10/16/94 no credit)

Week 84:

Help, I'm Trapped in the Typesetting Machine
(10/23/94 no credit)

Week 85:

The Height of Low Humor
(10/30/94 no credit)

Week 86:

Next Week, This Will Be Really Clever
(11/6/94 no credit)

Week 87:

Avoiding Clichés Like the Plague
(11/13/94 no credit)

Week 88:

Specializing in ... Elliptical Thought
(11/20/94 no credit)

Week 89:

Fed Up? Fax 334-4312
(11/27/94 no credit)

Week 90:

Sound Off. Fax 334-4312.
(12/4/94 no credit)

Week 91:

Say, Should We Kill the Invitational?
(12/11/94 no credit)

Week 92:

Stories That Jump Off the Page
(12/18/94 no credit)

Week 93:

Join Our Ear-End Celebration
(12/25/94 no credit)

 

----- No Ears Weeks 94-99-----

Week 100:

You Don't Know What You've Got Till It's Gone
( 2/12/95 no credit)

Week 101:

This is the First Page of the Rest of Your Newspaper
(2/19/95 no credit)

Week 102:

Mitnick Was Here
(2/26/95 no credit)

Week 103:

"Specializing in Accurate Attributions."-Camus
(3/5/95 no credit)
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