The Depravda Editor's Choice Awards
- Least Comprehensible Article or Series
- "Paul Kondis Presents - Rotisserie League '97"
- Lamest Lamelight
- Kevin Cuddihy
- Most Provocative Photo Sent to the Editor
- Helene Haduch - "Merry Christmas"
- Most Salacious Offer to the Editor (real or imagined)
- Judy Daniel - "Why I Want Depravda"
- Hey, Pal, I Am Going to Publish These Pictures If I Don't Win One of Your Damned Awards
- Jennifer Hart
- Dave Zarrow
- Stephen Dudzik
- Sandra Hull
- Mary Olson
Chuck Smith Presents the Sonny Awards
- Week 252, Make Your Movie: "Flipper: The Tragic Story of the Thalidomide Babies"
- Sarah Worcester
- Week ?, (sorry, we forget what this one was for but we're sure it was really disgusting and distasteful)
- Jennifer Hart
- Week 262, Campaign for One: "If elected, I will see to it that the trash recepticles in the girls' bathrooms are replaced with ones large enough to more readily accommodate dead infants."
- Sandra Hull
A BUNCH OF OTHER AWARDS
- 50 Career Hits
- Jessica Steinhice Mathews
- Robin Grove
- Paul Styrene
- Tommy Litz
- Sandra Hull
- Art Grinath
- 100 Career Hits
- Jean Sorenson
- Jonathan Paul
- David Genser
- 200 Career Hits
- Jennifer Hart
- Elden Carnahan
- Tom Witte
- 300 Career Hits
- Chuck Smith
- Rotisserie Team Champions
- The Joint Tortfeasors, coached by Elden Carnahan
- Biggest Loser (based on estimated height and weight)
- Dave Ferry
- The Jan VerrEy Award
- Jan VerrEy
- The NRARS Lifetime Achievement Award (awarded to the highest bidder)
- Dave Zarrow, for $10
- Rookie of the Year
- Barry Blyveis
- Most Imporved Loser
- David Genser
- Least Imporved Loser
- Stephen Dudzik
- Loser of the Year
- David Genser
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