Got a: Condo
Made of: Bricks (gotcha!)
Education: B.A. and M.A. in French, specialized in medieval and 17th-century literatureCurrently using said degrees: Don't be silly
Occupation: Computer technician/trainer. I did use my French for several years translating technical and legal documents for two French companies, so there.Why the switch? Let's just say that computers may be just as incomprehensible and exasperating as the French, but they smell better.
Other Occupations: NRARS Web Dominatrix; WETA Pledge Drive Volunteer Dominatrix; Minister, Universal Life Church. (Same as John Bobbitt, although I was ordained before he was. Itís guys like him what give mail-order religions a bad name.)
Useless skills: Tarot card and palm reading, creating fashion accessories from sliced-up Loser shirts. See also: Education
Noteworthy relatives: Cordell Hull, Secretary of State under FDR; another Hull from Tennessee immortalized in a '30s Life Magazine photo with rifle in hand defending his still against the revenooers.
Sneaking suspicion: That I am descended from the latter, not the former.THE ROAD TO F2: