The
BRAND SPANKING NEW
Style Invitational Losers' Home Page

The official home page of the Not Ready for the Algonquin Roundtable Society

Let's hear it for Charlie Steinhice, Week 243 Winner...(yawn)...Let's hear it for Charlie Steinhice, Week 243 Winner...What's with all these back-to-back wins?...

RECENT WINNERS

Weeks 229, 238 AND 239: Jennifer Hart Week 236: Hank Wallace Week 235: Sue Lin Chong Weeks 228 and 231: Barry Blyveis Week 227: Dave Ferry Week 226: Jonathan Paul
Jennifer Hart
3 TIMES--INCLUDING
TWO IN A ROW!
Hank Wallace Sue Lin Chong Barry Blyveis
TWICE!
Dave Ferry Jonathan Paul

TODAY'S MENU IN HELL'S CAFETERIA


In spite of popular demand we bring you
The Dueling Losers Band Songbook

Dare to download:
Loser Wallpaper
from Kammertron Technologies


Got your tickets yet?
The Paul Harris Comedy Concert for Children's Hospital

Smartasses Wanted:

Hexagon

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Who and/or what is The Not Ready for the Algonquin Roundtable Society??
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If you don't get it, you don't receive it:
Depravda
updated 10/29/97
Have Brunch with us or crash our Holiday Party

updated 11/30/97

Yeah, we got your December... right here
Calendar of Events
updated 11/30/97
Loser Baby Pix; WETA December TV Drive + more:
Do-Gooder Projects
updated 11/9/97
Don't be a Twenhafel
Learn LoserSpeak

updated 10/26/97

New Links Added!
Loser Links

updated 11/23/97

Where do you rank?
Stats

updated 11/30/97

LoserBowl II results:
1997 Rotisserie
updated 10/12/97
It's all over but the whining:
Year 4
We're fierce competitors
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We love to see our names in print
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Recent
Style Invitational winners

updated 11/30/97

One Loser gets ink:
NY Magazine Competition

updated 11/30/97

Humour with a "u":
The Globe Challenge

updated 11/16/97


Sign our Guest Book
Credits
updated 11/9/97


WE'RE HAPPY
THAT WE AREN'T ABLE
TO SEE YOU
THROUGH THE MONITOR

Even without one of those counters it's clear that lots of you Losers and Loser wannabes have been dropping by to visit these pages. The cats are hiding, there's dirty footprints everywhere and HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF COASTERS?!?

Sorry. I'm just a wee bit tense. It's not easy being the Web Dominatrix for this crowd. My data-nine-tails is all frayed from dealing with those of you who whined that your name was spelled wrong but didn't bother to thank me for taking the time to misspell it in the first place. The beatings will continue until morale improves around here.

All seriousness aside, please feel free to share your thoughts, ideas, and twisted fantasies about the best way to misuse this space. My door is always open. Whoever took it, please bring it back--it's getting cold!

Kissie-kissie,
Xandra


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