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STYLE INVITATIONAL STATS & STUFF
The Weak Week imporved 10/30/00
Our Stats as of Week XL imporved 10/29/00
Their Stats*
Current Contest*
SI Archive, The Restoration*
SI Archive, Old Style*
Past Winners imporved 10/29/00
Ears No One Reads

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Style Invitational*
Globe Challenge imporved 10/29/00
More Contests

FUN WITH LOSERS
Meet the Losers imporved 10/29/00
Brunch / Happy Hour imporved 10/15/00
Loser Photos imporved 10/15/00
Dueling Losers Band Songbook imporved 10/15/00
Do-Gooder Projects
Roundtable Book Corner imporved 10/29/00

AMUSE-GUEULES
Rumpus Room
Loser Ink in NYMag
Loser Wallpaper
A Hart-Warming Tale
Loser Lexicon
DUDZILLA!
Links Losers Like

REACH OUT AND TOUCH SOMELOSER
Send a Get Well Message to Jan VerrEy
Sign Our Bathroom Wall
Read Our Bathroom Wall
Join Losernet
Join NRNRARS
E-mail the Web Dominatrix

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Credits

Recent SI Winners
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Jennifer Hart
Jennifer Hart
Week XXXVI
Chris Doyle
Chris Doyle
Weeks XXVII & XXXV
Chuck Smith, Soodbridge
Chuck Smith
Week XXXIV
Marty Bredeck
Marty Bredeck
Week XXXIII
David Genser
David Genser
Weeks XXX & XXXII
Bob Dalton
Bob Dalton
Week XXXI
Inkomium
Virtual congratulations to Sue Lin Chong for her 10/17 Club Top 5 List* virtual ink.

No Loser ink in the 10/28 Globe Challenge ink. Deadlines for the next challenges are 10/31 and 11/7.

Dave Zarrow informs us that he co-authored Dave Barry's latest opus, Dave Barry Is Not Taking This Sitting Down*. Careful questioning has elicited the fact that Zarrow's name appears in an Ask Mr. Language Person column in said book. Hey -- that's good enough for us! Order the book via the link above and we'll get Dave to autograph it for you. Um, Dave Zarrow, why do you ask? Hey, while you're in a literary frame of mind, why dontcha drop in to our Roundtable Bookcorner to see what else Losers have written?

September 2000 Brunch Pix Online
Yes, itz twue, itz twue! What can Russ Beland do with his lower body that had female and male Losers alike swooning? Whose nipples are on display? And what message are the Losers desperately trying to convey to Jan VerrEy? Click here for the answers! Got pictures from the October brunch? Yeah? Well, don't keep them to yourself; contact the Web Dominatrix so we can all be repulsed.


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