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E-mail Address
Personal Web Site URL
Tell us about your dysfunctional family status, i.e. spousal unit, offspring, pets, illicit liaisons, etc.
Day Job
SI Debut Week
Who will portray you in Style Invitational: The Motion Picture?
Won The Style Invitational Been an Uncle's Pick
Suggested a contest Been in The Globe and Mail Challenge
Donated a prize Contributor to Chris White's Top 5 List
Contributed an Ear Been in Bob Levey's Neologisms column
Won a Blind T-Shirt (what was your forbidden joke?) Been in NY Mag
Been published (letters to the editor, articles by or about you, etc.): In the Post   Elsewhere
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Describe your finest SI hour (to date)
What else should your adoring public know about you?
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