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Old Style (March 1993 - August 1999)
YEAR 7
Week 333: Get a Load of This - Chuck Smith, Woodbridge
Week 332: Authors in Search of a Character - Chuck Smith, Woodbridge
Week 331: Drawing on Creativity - Elden Carnahan, Laurel; Joyce Rains, Bethesda
Week 330: Nerd Planet from the Sun - Marcia Reecer, Washington
Week 329: The Style Invitational: Hell - Russ and Chrissy Haynes, Silver Spring
Week 328: Nice Capades - Janet Arrowsmith-Lowe, Ruidoso, N.M.
Week 327: Ask Backwards - David Genser, Arlington
Week 326: Comic Relief - David Genser, Arlington
Week 325: The Burma Road - Stephen Dudzik, Silver Spring
Week 324: A Prequel Opportunity Offering - Aaron Kravitz, Ellicott City
Week 323: The Congressional Record Invitational - Brian Broadus, Charlottesville
Week 322: You Name It - Tom Glynn, Rockville
Week 321: Interpret This - Art Grinath, Takoma Park
Week 320: What Kind of Foal Am I? - Dante D. Bruno, New York
Week 319: Reverse Psychology - Craig McGowan, Liverpool, N.Y.
Week 318: Hyphen the Terrible - Chuck Smith, Woodbridge
Week 317: Pick Us a Winner - Chuck Smith, Woodbridge
Week 316: Calling the Toon - Sandra Hull, Arlington
Week 315: Fermenting Trouble - Niels Hoven, Silver Spring
Week 314: It's the List You Can Do - Elisa Nichols, Kensington
Week 313: The Style Invitational Souvenir Shop - Brian Broadus, Charlottesville
Week 312: Books and Books - Mike Long, Burke

YEAR 6
Week 311: A Jerry-Built Contest - Joseph Romm, Washington
Week 310: It's Like This - J.F. Knowles, Springfield
Week 309: A Stinking Pile of Theses - David Genser, Arlington
Week 308: Give Us No Mo - David Genser, Arlington
Week 307: If You Boycott This Task / You Won't Win the Flask - Howard Walderman, Columbia
Week 306: Youngian Therapy - Meg Sullivan, Potomac
Week 305: Ask Backward CMXVI2 - Stephen Dudzik, Silver Spring
Week 304: Time Of The Signs - David Genser, Arlington
Week 303: Boom Times - Elden Carnahan, Laurel
Week 302: Unstated Truths - Beverly Miller, N. Clarendon, Vt.
Week 301: Picture This - Jonathan Paul, Garrett Park
Week 300: A Brand New Contest - Elden Carnahan, Laurel
Week 299: Another Leftist Rag - Eric Lenning, Reston
Week 298: The Right Stuff - Barbara Collier, Garret Park
Week 297: Free For Oil - David Genser, Arlington
Week 296: Bill Us Later - Mike Genz, La Plata
Week 295: Panel Discussion - David Genser, Arlington
Week 294: Product Liarbility - J. Larry Schott, Gainesville, Fla.
Week 293: The Verse Of America - Greg Arnold, Herndon
Week 292: Paying The Bill - Art Grinath, Takoma Park
Week 291: Hyphen The Terrible - Susan Reese, Arlington
Week 290: The World Theories - Chuck Smith, Woodbridge
Week 289: Play It Again, Sham - Joseph Romm, Washington
Week 288: Picture This - Jonathan Paul, Garrett Park
Week 287: Before And Aftermath - Douglas Riley, Reston
Week 286: Clintoons - Meg Sullivan, Potomac
Week 285: Elevenis Anytwo? - Joseph Romm, Washington
Week 284: Ask Backwards MCLXVII - Jami Cashell, Charles Town, W.Va.
Week 283: Uh-Oh - Philip Vitale, Arlington
Week 282: Taking Snides - Ralph Scott, Washington
Week 281: Calculating The Odds - J. Larry Schott, Gainesville, Fla.
Week 280: Expressing It Nicely - Joe Kobylski, Gaithersburg
Week 279: Treacle-Down Theory - Niels Hoven, Silver Spring
Week 278: The Stale Invitational - Tom Witte, Gaithersburg
Week 277: Life In The Blurbs - Elden Carnahan, Laurel
Week 276: Spit The Difference - Russell Beland, Springfield
Week 275: There Once Was A Contest From Nantucket - Courtney Knauth, Washington
Week 274: The Droll Of A Lifetime - Sandra Hull, Arlington
Week 273: Unseens We'd Like To See - E.J. Lloyd, Fairfax Station
Week 272: Picture This - Edward Mickolus, Dunn Loring
Week 271: Yogi Bearer - Phil Frankenfeld, Washington
Week 270: Palinode--Have Pun, Will Travel - Jon Chananie, Washington
Week 269: Signs, And The Times - David Litman, Arlington
Week 268: What Kind Of Foal Am I? - Chris Kaufman, Lanham
Week 267: The Concept Concept - John Allen, Charlottesville
Week 266: Definitely Weird Jacob Weinstein, Los Angeles
Week 265: A Spork Of Genius - T.J. Murphy, Arlington
Week 264: Ask Backwards - Sue Lin Chong, Washington
Week 263: The Game Of The Name - Erica Magram, Bowie
Week 262: Campaign For One - Jonathan Paul, Garrett Park
Week 261: What If You Give It A Try II - Andrew B. Gibson, Washington
Week 260: It's A Snap - Sue Lin Chong, Washington

YEAR 5
Week 259: SPARE EXCHANGE, BUDDY? - Elden Carnahan, Laurel
Week 258: IT'S A BIRD. IT'S A PAIN. - Christina Courtney, Ocean City MD
Week 257: LET US PLAY - Tom Witte, Gaithersburg
Week 256: THE PYLE INVITATIONAL - Chuck Smith, Woodbridge and Dave Ferry, Leesburg
Week 255: SCANDAL IN THE WIND - Drew Knoblauch, Great Falls
Week 254: DOUBLE JEOPARDY! - David Genser
Week 253: IT'S A PITY - David Sherman
Week 252: MAKE YOUR MOVIE - Charlie Steinhice
Week 251: QUOTH THE MAVEN - Meredith Robinson
Week 250: OH, GREAT - Barry Blyveis
Week 249: BAD NEWS, GOOD NEWS - Tom Witte
Week 248: STICKER SCHLOCK - Brian Broadus
Week 247: BLACK AND WHITE AND WED ALL OVER - Chuck Smith
Week 246: OUR OWN DEVICES - Chuck Smith
Week 245: LIKE FUN - Dave Ferry
Week 244: HYPHEN THE TERRIBLE - Robin D. Grove
Week 243: VERSE THAN EVER - Charlie Steinhice
Week 242: SACRED COW PIES - Charlie Steinhice
Week 241: CAN YOU BEAT THIS? - David Genser
Week 240: ADDING INSULT - Phil Frankenfeld
Week 239: NAME THAT TOON - Jennifer Hart
Week 238: CHALK IT UP TO STUPIDITY - Jennifer Hart
Week 237: ASK BACKWARD - Bob Dalton
Week 236: CALLING THE TOON - Hank Wallace
Week 235: ROOTS - Sue Lin Chong
Week 234: THE JOKE'S ON YOU - Stephen A. Simon
Week 233: SEEKING PARODY - Phil Frankenfeld
Week 232: PRIMAL URGES - Jacob Weinstein
Week 231: GIVING QUARTER - Barry Blyveis
Week 230: TALES FROM THE CRYPTOGRAM - Don Juran
Week 229: WE CAN'T HEAR YOU - Jennifer Hart
Week 228: MAKE MY DAY - Barry Blyveis
Week 227: WILD PITCHES - Dave Ferry
Week 226: GOING WITHOUT - Jonathan Paul
Week 225: WE RESPECT-fully decline to publish any dumb entries by YOU - Dan Kaplan
Week 224: DRAWING CONCLUSIONS - Dan Kaplan
Week 223: ATTEMPTING REENTRY - Chuck Smith
Week 222: TRIP DEUCES - Robin D. Grove
Week 221: SONG SUNG BROWN - Lily Fu Swenson
Week 220: RSVP - David Kleinbard
Week 219: VERBOSITY - Russ Beland
Week 218: CALLING THE TOON - Dave Yourell
Week 217: NO QUESTION ABOUT IT - Edith Eisenberg
Week 216: WHAT KIND OF FOAL AM I? - Larry Marcus
Week 215: SON OF A PITCH - Jerry Pannullo
Week 214: ASK BACKWARDS IX - Greg Arnold
Week 213: A SIN OF THE TIMES - Bill Moulden
Week 212: DUMB AS THE POST - Sandra Hull
Week 211: GIVE US THE BACKS OFF YOUR SHIRTS - Craig Ulander
Week 210: RANDOM MEMO- Art Grinath
Week 209: WE NEED SOME SEASONING- Tommy Litz
Week 208: SEND IN THE CLONES- Joan Schloo

YEAR 4
Week 207: TIED TO BE FIT- David Genser
Week 206: HYPHEN THE TERRIBLE II- Tom Witte
Week 205: SOME PIG - Jon Williams
Week 204: DOUBLE EXPRESSO - Maja Keech
Week 203: CAN IT GET MUCH VERSE? - Charlie Steinhice
Week 202: THE ELEMENTS OF SMILE - Alex Neill
Week 201: THE ELEMENTS OF STYLE - Irwin Singer
Week 200: CAPTION CRUNCH IV- Jessica Steinhice
Week 199: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?- Rob Klotz
Week 198: YOU MUST BE MAD II- Bob Sorensen
Week 197: DAVE'S WORLD - Jennifer Hart
Week 196: YOU MUST BE MAD - Bob Kulawiec, Art Grinath
Week 195: THE MARTHIAN CHRONICLES - Stephen Dudzik
Week 194: ADVICE SQUAD - Art Grinath
Week 193: ASK BACKWARDS VIII - John O'Brien aka Chuck Smith
Week 192: HILL'S BILLS - Tommy Litz
Week 191: GOING THROUGH A PHRASE - Jacob Harley
Week 190: OFFICE YOU CAN'T REFUSE - John Kammer
Week 189: YOU CAN PRANK ON IT - Paul Kondis
Week 188: BLANKETY BLANKS - Joe Shepherd
Week 187: RACE TO THE FINISH LINE - Susan Reese
Week 186: CALLING THE TOON - Philip Vitale
Week 185 : WONDERLUST - Don Maclean
Week 184 ED ANGUISH - John Kammer
Week 183: COCKNEY RHYMING SLANG II - Elden Carnahan
Week 182: CAN YOU STOP THIS?- Tom Henry
Week 181: YOU CAN TAKE IT TO DEBUNK - Chuck Smith
Week 180: WHEN IN DOUBT, PUN - Jennifer Hart
Week 179: A CLOCKWORK, UM, UM ... ER - Roy Ashley
Week 178: DEEP THROATS - Joseph Romm
Week 177: SOUNDS LIKE TROUBLE - Art Grinath
Week 176: WRITE IN THE KISSER - Kitty Thuermer
Week 175: FOSSIL FOOLS - Art Grinath
Week 174: THE EDGE OF MIGHT - Jon Miller and Brian Thurber
Week 173: DEAD RECKONING - Ken Kaufman
Week 172: POEDTRY - Roger L. Browdy
Week 171: ON SECOND THOUGHT - Jonathan Paul
Week 170: THE ELEMENTS OF SMILE - Ned Bent
Week 169: DIFF'RENT JOKES - David Smith
Week 168: LICENSE TO CARRY A PUN - Dave Zarrow
Week 167: CRAPSEY - Christine Tabbert
Week 166: DOO WAH DOODY- Jessica Steinhice, Steve Rouzer
Week 165: WHEEL OF TORTURE - Sarah Worcester
Week 164: MEAN MEANINGS -Tom Witte
Week 163: WHAT KIND OF FOAL AM I?- Russ Beland
Week 162: MAY WE HAVE YOUR PRETENSION PLEASE?- Thomas John Litz
Week 161: CAPITOL MISTAKES - Phil Plait
Week 160: SEEKING WISE GUYS - Moe Hammond
Week 159: ODDBALLS - Christine Jackson
Week 158: SO SUE US - Sue Lin Chong
Week 157: WARNING SIGNS - Stephen Breton
Week 156: HYPHEN THE TERRIBLE - Jean Sorensen

YEAR 3
Week 155: COMPARISON SHOPPING- Chuck Smith
Week 154: ENTER LAUGHING - Kevin Cuddihy
Week 153: STUMP US - Dan Kravitz
Week 152: WE ARE CURIOUS (YELLOW) - Michael J. Hammer
Week 151: STRIP MINING - Joseph Romm
Week 150: TRIAL BALLOONS - Rahul Simha
Week 149: OH, NO!- Dave Ferry
Week 148: THE RORSCHACH OF THE CROWD IV- Jennifer Hart
Week 147: JUST FOR LIFFS - Dave Harstad
Week 146: IT'S LIKE THIS - Alan Evans
Week 145: LOOIE, LOOIE - Susan Reese
Week 144: JUST REBUS ALONE - Jonathan Paul
Week 143: IT'S MY PARODY (& I'LL TRY IF I WANT TO) - David Smith
Week 142: EXHIBITING BAD TENDENCIES - Fred Dawson
Week 141: ASK BACKWARD VII - Mark Goldenberg
Week 140: WHAT IF YOU GIVE IT A TRY? - Russell Beland
Week 139: EMPLOYMENT LINES - Virginia Maggi
Week 138: LIST BUT NOT LEAST - Fred Dawson
Week 137: VELVIS LIVES - Dr. John Rather
Week 136: NEW END IN SIGHT - Jerry Podlesak
Week 135: JERRY-BUILT SOLUTIONS - Russell Beland
Week 134: A SIMPLE CLERIHEW ERROR - Jerry Belenker
Week 133: LIKE WOW - Mike Connaghan
Week 132: GIVE US THE BACKS OFF OUR SHIRTS - George C. Montgomery
Week 131: DROODLEYSQUAT - Sally Booher
Week 130: NICELY STATED - Tommy Litz
Week 129: REMAKE US HAPPY - Sarah Worcester
Week 128: LIKE, DUH - Phil Plait
Week 127: GADGET IF YOU CAN - Kevin P. Riley
Week 126: EVERBODY'S TALKIN'- Peyton Coyner
Week 125: ASK BACKWARD VI - Elden Carnahan
Week 124: SPOON-FEED US - Steven Papier
Week 123: WHY IS POOP FUNNY? - Cecil Jacobson, MD - via: Jill Gross
Week 122: THE UNKINDEST CUTE OF ALL - Sarah Worcester
Week 121: IT'S NO USE - Russell Beland
Week 120: SIMILE OUTRAGEOUS - Jeffrey Carl
Week 119: MUZAK TO OUR EAR - Howard Tenenbaum
Week 118: WEAK 118 - Elden Carnahan
Week 117: GIVE 'EM HELOISE - Gene Van Pelt, Peyton Coyner
Week 116: WRITE PURE POETRY - Jennifer Hart
Week 115: THE MNEMONIC PLAGUE - Jacob Weinstein
Week 114: THE JOKE'S ON YOU - Greg Arnold
Week 113: WHAT KIND OF FOAL AM I? - Tom Witte
Week 112: POOP FICTION - Kevin Mellema
Week 111: ASK BACKWARD V - Tom Witte
Week 110: DO NOT INHALE THIS PAGE - Elden Carnahan
Week 109: SEND US YOUR MAIL PARTS - Cissie Owen
Week 108: NEAR MISSES - Joseph Romm
Week 107: CLUSTERS' LAST STAND - Joseph Romm
Week 106: DRAWING CONCLUSIONS - Pete Clime
Week 105: WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA? - Ira Moskowitz
Week 104: HERE, DOGGEREL - Jessica Steinhice

YEAR 2
Week 103: SEND HELP - J.F. Martin
Week 102: HELP! I'M A PRISONER IN THIS CONTEST - Jon Patrick Smith
Week 101: [untitled] - Allan Grady
Week 100: THE JOKE'S ON YOU - Paul Kondis
Week 99: - WHAT'S WRONG WITH THESE PICTURES? - George Wills
Week 98: YOUR CHEATIN' ART - Lois and Tony Roisman
Week 97: NEWTONIAN PHILOSOPHY - Greg Arnold
Week 96: STICK IT IN YOUR ERA - Joseph Romm
Week 95: HOW'S THAT AGAIN? - Elden Carnahan
Week 94: WEEKS 1-93 - Gary McKethan
Week 93: I WANT THE MONGOOSE - Judith Daniel
Week 92: PLOTBOILERS - Robert Pack
Week 91: ASK BACKWARD IV - Chuck Smith
Week 90: BILL US NOW - Jerry Pohl
Week 89: CHILD'S PLAY - Paul A. Alter
Week 88: GIVE US SOME GOOD NEWTS - Arthur C. Adams
Week 87: WEST EASY, ANN - Dave Zarrow
Week 86: EXCUSES, EXCUSES - Joseph Romm
Week 85: PLAY MYTHTY FOR ME - Ben Lea
Week 84: THE WASHINGTON IRVINGS - Karla J. Dickinson
Week 83: BEDROOM FARCE - Robb Mathews
Week 82: PICTURE THIS - Elden Carnahan
Week 81: HEADS, YOU LOSE - Dave Zarrow
Week 80: NICK KNACKS - Chuck Smith
Week 79: TERROR-DACTYL - Kitty Thuermer
Week 78: SEEKING SMART MORONS - Jessica Steinhice, L. Woodall
Week 77: THE RORSCHACH OF THE CROWD II - Dennis Goris
Week 76: ADIOS. - Sue Witner
Week 75: CURSES! - Joseph Romm
Week 74: 74: SHIRT HAPPENS - Cindi Rae Caron
Week 73: LUNACY - Stu Segal
Week 72: OH, HELL - Jack Bross
Week 71: CAPTION CRUNCH, III - Richard E. Brock, Ellen Meyerson
Week 70: SOUNDS LIKE A BAD IDEA - Chuck Smith
Week 69: LAYING DOWN THE LAW - Pat Scully
Week 68: GIVE US A SIGN - Christie Houser
Week 67: FAMOUS LAST WORDS - Peyton Coyner
Week 66: THE SON-OF-SMITH LAW - Chuck Smith
Week 65: DESPERATELY SEEKING HUMOR - Nick Dierman
Week 64: THE MISSING WEEK
Week 63: BAD ABOUT YOU - Elden Carnahan
Week 62: BAD NEWS BEARS - Sarah Worcester
Week 61: NO HARD FEELINGS - Chuck Smith
Week 60: ASK BACKWARDS III - Bruce Evans
Week 59: A GRAVE AFFAIR - Ira P. Robbins
Week 58: PLAY IT AGAIN, DENZEL - David Laughton
Week 57: CALLIN THE TOON - Peyton Coyner
Week 56: DO THE HOOKY POKEY - E. J. Wassmer
Week 55: ESCAPE CLAUSES - Helen Sheingorn
Week 54: ODD COUPLING - Paul Sabourin
Week 53: CRUEL FETE - Paul Kondis

YEAR 1
Week 52: PERJURED TESTIMONIALS - Chuck Smith
Week 51: CAPTION CRUNCH, VOL. II - Paul Kondis
Week 50: GIVE US THIS DAY - Laura M. Clairmont
Week 49: A SLALOM OCCASION - Paul Styrene
Week 48: SNIVEL WAR - [no winner in the traditional sense]
Week 47: CAN YOU DO VERSE? - Michael Paulkovich
Week 46: "WE WANT STUPID ENTRIES ONLY" - Thomas Edward Knibb
Week 45: INVITATION TO A DUAL, II - Linda K. Malcolm
Week 44: ADVERB PUBLICITY - Mrs. Airey's English class, St. Andrew's Episcopal School
Week 43: GOOD LORD! - Tom Gearty
Week 42: HEY, IT COULD BE WORSE - Mike Thring
Week 41: REAR-END COLLUSION - Stephen Dudzik
Week 40: NOT WRONG. JUST INCORRECT. - Steven King
Week 39: WAY OUTSIDE THE LINES - Paul Styrene
Week 38: ASK BACKWARDS II - Tom Meyer
Week 37: A STATE OF DISGRACE - Peggy Hyde, Gene Lawhun
Week 36: SCAM ON WRY - Kirby Lamb
Week 35: LIGHT AT THE END? - Michael Sweet
Week 34: INSPECT A GADGET - The Reef family
Week 33: POST IMPRESSIONISM - Stephen Licht
Week 32: FATAL ART ATTACK - Tom Gearty
Week 31: INVITATION TO A DUAL - Chris Rooney
Week 30: THE RORSCHACH OF THE CROWD - Steven King
Week 29: [untitled] - Tom Gearty
Week 28: THE MOTHERS-IN-LAW OF INVENTION - E. Gaston
Week 27: IT'S THE EPONYMY, STUPID - Sharon Kuykendall
Week 26: CASTING ABOUT FOR AN IDEA - John Mazza
Week 25: CAPTION CRUNCH - Fritz Stolzenbach
Week 24: ASK BACKWARDS - Jacob Weinstein
Week 23: HAPPY ENDINGS - Pamela Zilly
Week 22: STUMP US - R. Sharp
Week 21: A SO-SO CONTEST - Chuck Smith
Week 20: COMIC RELIEF - Tom Gearty
Week 19: A RECYCLED IDEA THAT WAS NONE TOO GOOD TO BEGIN WITH - Joseph H. Engel, David J. Zvijac
Week 18: PUNCH US IN THE EAR - Susan Wenger
Week 17: REDUCTIO AD ABSURDUM - Steven King
Week 16: "I AM ADDICTED TO AN ASININE NEWSPAPER CONTEST WITH CRUMMY PRIZES" - Kitty Thuermer, Mike Tidwell
Week 15: PUNCH US - Dan Thomas
Week 14: COLLECTIVE INSANITY - Stu Segal
Week 13: ANAGRAMS = A MAN'S RAG - John and Donna Hughes-Hasle
Week 12: HERE, DOGGEREL ... - Jimmy Nguyen
Week 11: IN WHICH WE GIVE YOU THE BACK OFF OUR SHIRTS - Mary Pat Jones
Week 10: A WEEK THAT WILL LIVE IN EUPHEMY - Erik Johnson
Week 9: VANITY UNFAIR - Don Beale
Week 8: I AM SPURIOUS (YELLOW) - Byron Baker
Week 7: BEAT THE BANDS - Beverley Brown
Week 6: PUTTING WORDS IN THEIR MOUTHS - Chuck Smith
Week 5: THERE OUGHT TO BE A LAW - Carol Vance, Jacki Drucker
Week 4: [unnamed] - Geri, Tom, and Heidi Klitsch
Week 3: A STATUE OF LIMITATIONS - Bob Zane
Week 2: WRITE A MOTTO. MONSTROSITY. - "Oslo"
Week 1: SHEDDING THE SKINS? - Douglas R. Miller

The Restoration (January 2000 - present)
YEAR II
Week LXXXV: Xtreme Invitational (Deadline Monday, September 17)*
Week LXXXIV: Initially Mistaken (Deadline Monday, September 10)*
Week LXXXIII: Diff'rent Jokes*
Week LXXXII: Sentence Us to Death*
Week LXXXI: Adding Insult to Inquiry - We'd tell you, but then we'd have to kill you.
Week LXXX: Bland Ambition - Gail Fiorini, Reston
Week LXXIX: Painful Climaxes - Cynthia Coe and Ray Aragon, Bethesda
Week LXXVIII: X's and Oaths - Jean Sorrensen, Herndon
Week LXXVII: Ask Backwards - Chuck Smith, Woodbridge
Week LXXVI: Nice Job, if You Get it- Gary Patishnock, Laurel
Week LXXV: What's in a Name? - Chris Doyle, Burke
Week LXXIV: Adverbiage - Chris Doyle, Burke
Week LXXIII: Bum Steerage - David Moore, Bowie
Week LXXII: Fat City - Steve Fahey, Kensington
Week LXXI: Balloonacy - Jonathan Paul, Garrett Park
Week LXX: Cry. Uncle! - Tom Witte, Gaithersburg
Week LXIX: Splitting the Difference - Jim W. Pond, Holliston, Mass.
Week LXVIII: A Matter of Degree - Chuck Smith, Woodbridge
Week LXVII: Life is Snort - Don Burdett, Arlington
Week LXVI: Hid in a Gender - Robin D. Grove, Pasadena, Md.
Week LXV: Animal Magnetism - Brian Foster, Fairfax
Week LXIV: Sins of Omission - Selma Mathias, Harrisonburg, Va.
Week LXIII: Colt Fusion - Jonathan Paul, Garrett Park
Week LXII: Devilishly Clever - Andy Lees, Minneapolis
Week LXI: Life in the Blurbs - Christina Mach, Kirkland, Wash.
Week LX: Poetic Licence to Kill - Lindsay and Geoff Shafer, Stahlstown, Pa.
Week LIX: Everyone's a Comic - Drew Knoblauch, Falls Church
Week LVIII: Spinning Out of Control - Sarah W. Gaymon, Gambrills
Week LVII: Canine Fashion - Kelli Midgley-Biggs, Columbia
Week LVI: Operation Overkill- Saria Brewer, Mitchellville
Week LV: Pitches in the Dirt - Mike Genz, La Plata
Week LIV: By Jingo - Jonathan Paul, Garrett Park
 
YEAR I
Week LIII: The Game of Clue - Judith Cottrill, New York
Week LII: Proceed Gingerly - Ervin Stembol, Alexandria
Week LI: What's Your Story? - Sarah W. Gaymon, Gambrills
Week L: A Kinder, Gender Nation - J.F. Martin, Naples, Fla.
Week XLIX: Pickup Schticks - Jonathan Paul, Garrett Park
Week XLVIII: Idiom Savant - Gordon Labow, Glenelg
Week XLVII: The New-Name Offense - Lynne Filderman, Potomac Falls
Week XLVI: Rather Unusual - Jennifer Hart, Arlington
Week XLV: Bill Us Now - Dave Zarrow, Herndon
Week XLIV: Week MMDCXLIV - Tom Witte, Gaithersburg
Week XLIII: Apply Yourself - Elden Carnahan, Laurel
Week XLII: Show Us Up - Jonathan Paul, Garrett Park
Week XLI: Bill Us Later - Twyla Vernon, Verona
Week XL: An Extra Large Challenge - Mike Elliot, Oberlin, Ohio
Week XXXIX: Trial Balloons - Stepen Dudzik, Silver Spring
Week XXXVIII: Ask Backward - Fred Hayes, Boonsboro aka Meg Sullivan, Potomac
Week XXXVII: No End in Sight - Bill Chang, Ithaca, N.Y.
Week XXXVI: Punch Us - Jennifer Hart, Arlington
Week XXXV: Hyphen the Terrible - Chris Doyle, Burke
Week XXXIV: Future Schlock - Chuck Smith, Woodbridge
Week XXXIII: Just Fulghum - Martin Bredeck, Community, Va.
Week XXXII: Terse Verse - David Genser, Arlington
Week XXXI: Low Marks - Bob Dalton, Arlington
Week XXX:It's Your Movie - David Genser, Arlington
Week XXIX: Something Missing - Sam Rosenberg, Oakton
Week XXVIII: Bad Libs - Edward Asher, Mount Airy
Week XXVII: No Competition - Chris Doyle, Burke
Week XXVI: It's No Party - Jonathan Paul, Garrett Park
Week XXV: Finish the Fire - Chris Doyle, Burke VA
Week XXIV: Coming to a Bad End - Joseph Romm, Washington
Week XXIII: Med Icks - Chester Myslicki, McLean
Week XXII: Seeing Stars - Jacob Weinstein, Los Angeles
Week XXI: Everyone's A Critic - Phil Frankenfeld, Washington
Week XX: Patently Silly - Jean Sorensen, Herndon
Week XIX: A Laff Riot - Jennifer Nelson, Washington
Week XVIII: Employing Irony - Jonathan Paul, Garrett Park
Week XVII: Dubya Fun - David Genser, Arlington
Week XVI: Orienting Oneself - David Genser, Arlington, VA
Week XV: When We're LXIV - Mike Elliott, Oberlin, Ohio
Week XIV: Capital Pun-ishment - Bill Strider, Gaithersburg
Week XIII: Greasy Kids Tough - Mary Lou French, Lorton
Week XII: Picture This - David Genser, Arlington
Week XI: What Kind of Foal Am I? - T.J. Murphy, Arlington
Week X: Eastwood Ho - Teen Sheng, College Park
Week IX: Plainly Ridiculous - Martin Bredeck, Community, Va.
Week VIII: What's in a Name? - Richard Grossman, McLean
Week VII: Ask Backwards - Sandra Hull, Arlington
Week VI: Campaignful Developments - Katharine M. Butterfield, Potomac
Week V: Who Wants to Win a Toilet? - Greg Pearson, Arlington
Week IV: Degrees of Difficulty - Elden Carnahan, Laurel
Week III: The "Sty"le Invitational (part deux) - Elden Carnahan, Laurel
Week III: The "Sty"le Invitational - Tom Witte, Gaithersburg
Week II: A Lover's Spat - Ben F. Noviello, Fairfax
Week I: (Alternate Czars) - Jonathan Paul, Garrett Park


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