... in which you were asked for lines you wouldn't want to hear on waking after surgery, or in any of four other circumstances.
And the winner of the original, vintage 33 rpm original-cast soundtrack of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show":
Something you don't want to hear after getting married: "Now that's a coincidence. My birth mother's name was Clytemnestra de Nunkhaven, too!"
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