Style Invitational Week

Seeking Parody

WINNER : Phil Frankenfeld, Washington

... in which you were asked to rewrite in the style of a famous author any paragraph appearing on page A1 of the 8/31/97 Post.

And the winner of the cow-pie clock:

Diana, Princess of Wales, was killed along with her boyfriend Dodi Fayed in an automobile crash

By John Donne:
Ask not for whom the belle's tailed, she's tailed for thee.

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