... in which you were asked to rewrite in the style of a famous author any paragraph appearing on page A1 of the 8/31/97 Post.
And the winner of the cow-pie clock:
Diana, Princess of Wales, was killed along with her boyfriend Dodi Fayed in an automobile crash By John Donne:
By John Donne:
*Denotes external link. What--do we have to draw you a picture?