... in which we asked you to come up with colorful euphemisms for one of six base acts.
And the winner of an object so revolting we cannot describe it here:
Undressing someone with your eyes: Checking out Lois Lane.
Checking out Lois Lane.
See the entire contest*
(until washingtonpost.com moves the link--AGAIN)
*Denotes external link. What--do we have to draw you a picture?