Style Invitational Week 280

Expressing It Nicely

WINNER : Joe Kobylski

Week 280
... in which we asked you to come up with colorful euphemisms for one of six base acts.

And the winner of an object so revolting we cannot describe it here:

Undressing someone with your eyes:

Checking out Lois Lane.

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