... in which you were asked to come up with Uh-oh lines, phrases that are likely to be followed by bad news.
And the winner of the crocheted lion head:
From your new next door neighbor: "And I never could have afforded to buy my new house on my own. My old neighbors chipped in to buy it for me."
See the entire contest*
(until washingtonpost.com moves the link--AGAIN)
*Denotes external link. What--do we have to draw you a picture?