... in which we asked you to take any expression featuring a number, add or subtract one, and supply a new definition.
And the winner of the photograph of Tonya Harding personally autographed by Tonya 'to The Czar and His Subjects':
The Eight Deadly Sins -- Pride, lust, envy, anger, gluttony, covetousness, sloth and not being sorry.
See the entire contest*
(until washingtonpost.com moves the link--AGAIN)
*Denotes external link. What--do we have to draw you a picture?