... in which we asked you to create new theories and rules to explain life.
And the winner of the huge, framed reproduction of an Elvis stamp:
The greater the number of multiple personalities you have, the greater chance that one of the irresponsible ones won't pull his weight with the household chores.
See the entire contest*
(until washingtonpost.com moves the link--AGAIN)
*Denotes external link. What--do we have to draw you a picture?