Style Invitational Week 290

THE WORLD THEORIES

WINNER : CHUCK SMITH


Week 290
... in which we asked you to create new theories and rules to explain life.

And the winner of the huge, framed reproduction of an Elvis stamp:

The greater the number of multiple personalities you have, the greater chance that one of the irresponsible ones won't pull his weight with the household chores.

 
See the entire contest*
(until washingtonpost.com moves the link--AGAIN)

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