... in which you were asked to take the name of a company or product, and give it a new definition.
And the winner of the genuine Snellen eye chart:
Bounce, Downy, Snuggle, Final Touch and Cling Free - Describes Clinton's view of the affair using only fabric softeners.
See the entire contest*
(until washingtonpost.com moves the link--AGAIN)
*Denotes external link. What--do we have to draw you a picture?