... in which you were asked to construct sentences or passages by using only your right typing hand.
And the winner of the talking Christmas wreath:
Populi: Lyin' pol, jumpin' plump nymph.
Pol: You imply I'm loopholin'? Look - no loin link, no union.
Populi: Hmmmph. Only ploy. Poo on you.
Pol: No humpin', no lyin'.
See the entire contest*
(until washingtonpost.com moves the link--AGAIN)
*Denotes external link. What--do we have to draw you a picture?