Week 302 ... in which we asked you to come up with lines that would never be uttered by a man, a woman, a telemarketer, a poet, a PR person, a Webhead or an 8-year-old. And the winner of the goose-skin bottle:
Something you'll never hear an 8-year-old say: |
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See the entire contest* (until washingtonpost.com moves the link--AGAIN) |
*Denotes external link. What--do we have to draw you a picture?