Style Invitational Week 302


WINNER : Beverly Miller

Week 302
... in which we asked you to come up with lines that would never be uttered by a man, a woman, a telemarketer, a poet, a PR person, a Webhead or an 8-year-old.

And the winner of the goose-skin bottle:

Something you'll never hear an 8-year-old say:
"Nana, will you spit on your hankie and wipe the gravy off my face?"

See the entire contest*
(until moves the link--AGAIN)

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