Style Invitational Week 307

If You Boycott This Task / You Won't Win the Flask

WINNER : Howard Walderman

Week 307
... in which we asked you to come up with modern, rhyming two-line cautionary couplets, in the style of "Red sky at morning / Sailors take warning" or "Leaves of three / Don't touch me."

And the winner of the genuine cow hoof flask:

Any further White House shenanigan
Must not involve the presidential bananigan.

 
See the entire contest*
(until washingtonpost.com moves the link--AGAIN)
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