Style Invitational Week 308

Give Us No Mo

WINNER : David Genser

Week 308
... in which were asked to come up with modern selecting rhymes to replace the old "eenie meenie miney mo."

And the winner of the "In Gus We Trust" T-shirt:

Graham, Rogan, Hutchinson, Hyde
Couldn't prove that Clinton lied.
Couldn't prove he was a cheat.
Who's the first to lose ... his ... seat.

 
See the entire contest*
(until washingtonpost.com moves the link--AGAIN)
Main Page | Winning Losers
Meet the Losers | Loser Lexicon | SI Archive*

*Denotes external link. What--do we have to draw you a picture?