... in which you were asked to come up with the first line of a doctoral thesis guaranteed to make the scholars' committee sit up and pay attention.
And the winner of the genuine hot pink Princess rotary telephone:
In order to purge all traces of misogyny and phallocentrism from this project, I have castrated myself . . . .
See the entire contest*
(until washingtonpost.com moves the link--AGAIN)
*Denotes external link. What--do we have to draw you a picture?