| Week 309 ... in which you were asked to come up with the first line of a doctoral thesis guaranteed to make the scholars' committee sit up and pay attention. And the winner of the genuine hot pink Princess rotary telephone: In order to purge all traces of misogyny and phallocentrism from this project, I have castrated myself . . . . |
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