Style Invitational Week

WINNER : Jonathan Paul

... in which you were asked to come up with a replacement for The Czar of The Style Invitational, name him, describe how he or she would change the contest, and give an example of one contest with the selected winner.

And the winner of the Sea Monkey Circus:

The Kansas School Board of The Style Invitational

It's a committee of prune-faced elders who would ensure that all contest humor adheres to paleo-orthodox dogma.

Sample Contest: Pre-modernist jokes.

Winner: Charles Darwin walks into a bar. A cathedral falls on him.

See the entire contest*
(until moves the link--AGAIN)
*Denotes external link. What--do we have to draw you a picture?