Style Invitational Week

A Lover's Spat

WINNER : Ben F. Noviello

... in which you were asked to come up with inept romantic sentiments for Valentine's Day.

And the winner of the one-of-a-kind battery-operated Buzz Aldrin action figure:

My darling, when assisted by highly supportive undergarments and, after factoring in the inevitable results of pregnancies combined with a genetic disposition toward excess weight in the hips and buttocks, for which you must be held blameless, you are still a strikingly lovely woman when compared with others in your age group.

See the entire contest*
(until moves the link--AGAIN)
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