Week
... in which we asked you to heed Al Gore's call for a return to "plain English" in public communication by finding direct quotations in the newspaper and rewriting them into "plain English." And the winner of the U.S.S.R. tour books:
"It feels like nothing, actually." -- Cybermagnate Michael Saylor, on what it's like to lose more than a billion dollars in one day of stock reversals.
Plain English version: "I can't feel my legs. I can't feel my legs!" |
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See the entire contest* (until washingtonpost.com moves the link--AGAIN) |
*Denotes external link. What--do we have to draw you a picture?