Style Invitational Week

A Kinder, Gender Nation

WINNER : J.F. Martin, Naples, Fla.

... in which we postulated that English has male and female nouns, and asked you to assign a gender to nouns of your choice, and explain your reason.

And the winner of the deer that poops jellybeans:

Inflatable doll -- m., because you can dress it up but you can't take it anywhere.

See the entire contest*
(until moves the link--AGAIN)

*Denotes external link. What--do we have to draw you a picture?