Style Invitational Week

A Kinder, Gender Nation

WINNER : J.F. Martin, Naples, Fla.


Week
... in which we postulated that English has male and female nouns, and asked you to assign a gender to nouns of your choice, and explain your reason.

And the winner of the deer that poops jellybeans:

Inflatable doll -- m., because you can dress it up but you can't take it anywhere.

 
See the entire contest*
(until washingtonpost.com moves the link--AGAIN)

www.gopherdrool.com

*Denotes external link. What--do we have to draw you a picture?