... in which we postulated that English has male and female nouns, and asked you to assign a gender to nouns of your choice, and explain your reason.
And the winner of the deer that poops jellybeans:
Inflatable doll -- m., because you can dress it up but you can't take it anywhere.
See the entire contest*
(until washingtonpost.com moves the link--AGAIN)
*Denotes external link. What--do we have to draw you a picture?