Style Invitational Week

Capital Pun-ishment

WINNER : Bill Strider

... in which you were asked to contrive elaborate scenarios that end in painful puns.

And the winner of the huge men's underpants:

Two park rangers are making their rounds in the Rockies when they discover a guy named Nathan erecting an oil rig on the side of a mountain. He explains that he has been inspired by those ads on the radio, and has decided to drill for beer. The rangers are going to issue a citation, but decide to do something crueler: let him try. Winking to his partner, one ranger observes that since the mountain won't really be injured, "Why don't we just let Nate here take its Coors?"

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