Style Invitational Week

A Laff Riot

WINNER : Jennifer Nelson

... in which we asked you to come up with Laffs, new definitions for the names of commercial products.

And the winner of the surgical chest spreader:

Evian: Holy water distilled from the tears of Saint Marisleysis.

See the entire contest*
(until moves the link--AGAIN)

*Denotes external link. What--do we have to draw you a picture?