... in which which we asked you to come up with examples of Ratherspeak, the CBS anchor's cloyingly folksy analogies to describe the recent election fandango.
And the winner of the "Leading With Laughter" tape, devoted to the humor of former president George Bush:
"Sorting out this election is going to be harder than suckin' grits through an ear trumpet."
See the entire contest*
(until washingtonpost.com moves the link--AGAIN)
*Denotes external link. What--do we have to draw you a picture?