Week
... in which you were asked to construct your own contest from a mix-and-match menu of formats, subjects and limitations, allowing 64 possible combinations. And the winner of the buck grunt call:
(A short poem about NAFTA and its relationship to pending minimum-wage legislation in the style of Dr. Seuss, that also contains an analogy, an aphorism and a sentence beginning with "Did you ever wonder why," as well as references to an undergarment, a household appliance and a 19th-century event, while committing an unfortunate factual error, executing a clever double-entendre and including a statement that would absolutely enrage Marisleysis Gonzalez)
Did you ever wonder why |
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See the entire contest* (until washingtonpost.com moves the link--AGAIN) |
*Denotes external link. What--do we have to draw you a picture?