... in which you were asked to rewrite well-known statements the way George W. Bush might have uttered them.
And the winner of the facade tile from the set of "Beverly Hills, 90210:
"It's Al Gore and me. Eye to eye. Toe to toe. Guano a guano."
See the entire contest*
(until washingtonpost.com moves the link--AGAIN)
*Denotes external link. What--do we have to draw you a picture?