... in which we asked you for ways to encourage celebrities to enter The Style Invitational.
And the winner of the poo-shaped pen:
Have a contest for the best essay on "Why I Wish the Press Would Leave Me Alone and Respect My Privacy." First prize would be a huge photograph of the winner on Page 1 of The Washington Post.
See the entire contest*
(until washingtonpost.com moves the link--AGAIN)
*Denotes external link. What--do we have to draw you a picture?