... in which you were asked to provide a punchline to a joke using a menu of words to complete the sentence "How many (SUBJECTS) does it take to (VERB) an (OBJECT)?"
And the winner of the "Flintstones" alarm clock:
How many French people does it take to produce a bad smell? Depends on how bad a smell you want.
See the entire contest*
(until washingtonpost.com moves the link--AGAIN)
*Denotes external link. What--do we have to draw you a picture?