... in which we asked for subheads that would give an unexpected twist to headlines on stories or ads in the March 4 Washington Post
And the winner of the festive Economic Report of the President coffee mug:
The Buck Goes There: New Patrons Don't Know Tipping Etiquette, Exotic Dancers Complain
See the entire contest*
(until washingtonpost.com moves the link--AGAIN)
*Denotes external link. What--do we have to draw you a picture?