Style Invitational Week

Poetic Licence to Kill

WINNER : Lindsay and Geoff Shafer, Stahlstown, Pa.

... in which we asked for rhyming poems based on articles in the March 18 Post

And the winner of the electric nose cleaner:

'Women Are Still Scarce in Top Media, Telecom Jobs'
You'll do fine if you're perky and have a nice rear
With Meg Ryan-ish hair you can toss.
They'll love you in front of the camera, dear.
Just don't ever try to be boss.

See the entire contest*
(until moves the link--AGAIN)

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