... in which we asked for descriptions of specific Hells for particular people.
And the winner of the Laundromat Pick-Me-Up Cologne:
Dante's Hell: He must forever teach "The Divine Comedy" to a class of high school freshmen, each of whom will ask him repeatedly, "What's so funny about it"?
See the entire contest*
(until washingtonpost.com moves the link--AGAIN)
*Denotes external link. What--do we have to draw you a picture?