... in which you were asked to explain the difference between any two items in a list we provided.
And the winner of the combination bath oil and floor wash:
The difference between a catfish and Robert Hanssen is that if you dropped a catfish on the desk of the FBI director, after a couple of weeks, he'd probably notice something fishy.
See the entire contest*
(until washingtonpost.com moves the link--AGAIN)
*Denotes external link. What--do we have to draw you a picture?