... in which you were asked to come up with a sign of a dire condition, and then a sign of further deterioration thereof.
And the winner of the cloven-hoofed wine bottle holder:
Sign you're oversexed: Your wife pretends to be asleep when you enter the bedroom.
See the entire contest*
(until washingtonpost.com moves the link--AGAIN)
*Denotes external link. What--do we have to draw you a picture?