Style Invitational Week

Uncle Remiss

WINNER : Tom Witte, Gaithersburg

... in which it was reported that The Uncle of The Style Invitational was missing, and we were asked to supply the follow-up news story.

And the winner of the five "The Uncle Loves Me" T-shirts:

Personals Plus: Disillusioned gentleman ISO sympathy. I recently discovered my view of the world has been terribly flawed, and my professional colleagues have been snickering behind my back for years. I thought I held a position of importance; apparently, I was just being indulged. I have dropped out of sight, left my wife, and am now in the process of reevaluating my life. I'd like the comfort of an old-fashioned, plain-spoken woman. Sense of humor a minus.

See the entire contest*
(until moves the link--AGAIN)

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