... in which you were asked to construct "Tom Swiftly" witticisms that use appropriate adverbs to modify adjectives.
And the winner of the country store display of fishing lures:
Let's face it, good oxymorons are plenty scarce.
See the entire contest*
(until washingtonpost.com moves the link--AGAIN)
*Denotes external link. What--do we have to draw you a picture?