Style Invitational Week

Painful Climaxes

WINNER : Cynthia Coe and Ray Aragon, Bethesda

... in which we asked you to take any famous line and ruin it by ending it with a thud.

And the winner of the antique box of 1,000 frilly toothpicks:

Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee. Moby, I've had it up to HERE with you.

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