Week 253
...in which you were asked to enter one of four simple contests. The catch was that instead of "humor and originality," the criterion for choosing the winners was "lamest attempts at humor."
And the winner of the Piddlers Toilet Targets:
Write a four-line poem about the federal budget deficit:
Bill Clinton has fixed the federal budget deficit
For that he deserves wonderful gifts for Hanukah,
It is obvious to me that such a great man
Could never have had relations with Monica. |