Style Invitational Week 297

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WINNER : David Genser

Week 297
... in which we asked you to comb through that day's stories in The Post and come up with letters to the editor that sort of miss the point.

And the winner of the Argentine bolo:

HAND-DELIVERED. URGENT!

To the editor:
Do not let them bury those people whose pictures you showed in Sunday's obituaries! Most of them look like they are still alive!

 
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