Style Invitational Week

Poetic Licence to Kill

WINNER : Lindsay and Geoff Shafer, Stahlstown, Pa.

Week
... in which we asked for rhyming poems based on articles in the March 18 Post

And the winner of the electric nose cleaner:

'Women Are Still Scarce in Top Media, Telecom Jobs'
You'll do fine if you're perky and have a nice rear
With Meg Ryan-ish hair you can toss.
They'll love you in front of the camera, dear.
Just don't ever try to be boss.
 
See the entire contest*
(until washingtonpost.com moves the link--AGAIN)
www.gopherdrool.com

*Denotes external link. What--do we have to draw you a picture?