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... in which you were asked to come up with a sign of a dire condition, and then a sign of further deterioration thereof. And the winner of the cloven-hoofed wine bottle holder:
Sign you're oversexed: Your wife pretends to be asleep when you enter the bedroom. |
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See the entire contest* (until washingtonpost.com moves the link--AGAIN) |

*Denotes external link. What--do we have to draw you a picture?