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Stats Updated

As of Week 562, from The Washington Post edition of June 13, 2004. Click here for details.
(thrown up by Grace Fuller 6/14/2004 07:13:03 PM)

Stats Updated

As of Week 561, from The Washington Post edition of June 6, 2004.
(thrown up by Grace Fuller 6/10/2004 11:11:27 PM)

Loser Olympics

The Loser Olympics will be held Sunday, June 6, rain or shine. We have indoor events we can concentrate on.
(thrown up by Sandra Hull 6/5/2004 02:53:48 PM)

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