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Week 104: |
Shh. Act as Though Nothing Is Wrong. |
Week 105: |
It Is a Federal Offense to Remove This Tagline |
Week 106: |
WARNING: DO NOT EAT THIS
SECTION. DO NOT IMMERSE IN WATER. INHALING PAGES COULD CAUSE SUFFOCATION.
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Week 107: |
Le Journal Sans Aucune Pretension |
Week 108: |
Set your clock ahead one hour tonight. In the morning,
set it back. |
Week 109: |
ETAOINSHRDLU |
Week 110: |
We Pander to No One, Not Even Our Wonderful Advertisers
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Week 111: |
Integrity First. We Are Not For Sale. Classifieds, Page
F10. |
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We Respect All Our Readers, Even the Morons |
Week 113: |
Imus Be Mistaken |
Week 114: |
Fashion, Leisure and the Occasional Grisly Murder |
Week 115: |
We're in Your Corner Every Week |
Week 116: |
Featuring Sequentially Numbered Pages |
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Lots of Ads Scattered Willy-Nilly, Plus Some That
Are/Classified |
Week 118: |
Lift Here to Open |
Week 119: |
We Know Who You Are and What You Are Reading |
Week 120: |
Third Runner-Up, Edward R. Morrow Great Journalism
Award |
Week 121: |
Featuring Many Fine Photos You Can Color Yourself |
Week 122: |
Making the Outlook Section Look Like Real News |
Week 123: |
Perfect For Making Huge Origami Cranes |
Week 124: |
Serving Size: 1/2 Page. Servings Per Container: 16 |
Week 125: |
You Think That Serrated Edge Up There Was Easy? |
Week 126: |
Some Editions Printed With Incomplete |
Week 127: |
The Analog Version of Digital Ink |
Week 128: |
We're Trying as Hard as We Want |
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Featuring Fine Photos You Can Color Yourself |
Week 130: |
We
Have Fonts We Haven't Even Used Yet |
Week 131: |
This Week's Special Feature: Needlessly-Hyphenated
Words |
Week 132: |
Wet Thumb Before Attempting to Smudge |
Week 133: |
Humor/Fashion/The Occasional Terrorist Manifesto |
Week 134: |
Warning: Lifting Photo Images With Silly Putty Is A
Violation Of Copyright Law |
Week 135: |
When I Grow Up, I Want to Be a Metro Section |
Week 136: |
The New York Times Would Never Do This |
Week 137: |
We Opalogize for the Inconvenients: There Is a Bug in
Are Spelcheck |
Week 138: |
Is There One Perfect "Ear" to End All Wars?
Is This It? |
Week 139: |
No, the Comics Aren't Here, Either |
Week 140: |
No, This Isn't It Either. Keep Looking, You'll Find It
One Day. |
Week 141: |
We Would Like to Apologize for Last Week's Ear |
Week 142: |
For Audio Version of The Post, Read Stories Out Loud |
Week 143: |
Coming Soon: Unabomber NFL Picks |
Week 144: |
You Can/Never/Have Enough/Slashes |
Week 145: |
To Make an Origami Dog Ear, Fold This Corner Down |
Week 146: |
Roll Into Cone for Emergency Funnel |
Week 147: |
It's Lonely at the Top |
Week 148: |
The 'Ear' Conspiracy -- Soon to Be an Oliver Stone Film
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Week 149: |
If Swallowed, Induce Vomiting |
Week 150: |
Fashion/Personals/Classified |
Week 151: |
Fashion/Personals/Ears No One Reads/Classified |
Week 152: |
Did You Know the World 'Gullible' Isn't in Any
Dictionary? |
Week 153: |
FUF2,NI81,NU F1 |
Week 154: |
Caution: Page Opens Out |
Week 155: |
The Flat Tax Will Get America Moving Again |
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